11 Lazy Girl Cleaning Tools That Practically Do the Work for You

If “deep clean the house” has been sitting on your to-do list since spring... of 2021, this post is your new best friend. These time-saving cleaning tools are for the girlies who want a sparkling home without breaking a sweat, a nail, or a perfectly good Netflix binge.

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1. BoostIQ RoboVac 11S

You had me at “vacuum without actually vacuuming.” This sleek little robot glides under couches, dodges toys, and vacuums while you pretend to be productive. I named mine Brenda.

2. Scrub Daddy PowerPaste with Scrubber

It’s giving ‘TikTok famous’ but with actual elbow grease — minus your elbow. This sponge-and-paste duo takes grime off stovetops, sinks, and bathroom gunk faster than your mom can say, “just soak it overnight.”

3. Shark Steam Pocket Mop

Regular mopping: exhausting. This: satisfying. Just fill with water and let the steam melt away whatever mystery mess is stuck to your tile. Bonus — no chemicals, so it’s toddler-and-cat approved.

4. ChomChom Pet Hair Remover

I don’t know how my cat is still alive with the amount of hair this thing picks up. No batteries, no refills, just pure witchcraft for your couch, bed, and leggings.

5. Bissell Little Green Multi-Purpose Portable Carpet Cleaner

You will become that person who shows everyone the before-and-after videos. Great for mystery carpet stains, couch spills, and the one time I let my kid eat yogurt on the rug.

6. O-Cedar EasyWring Spin Mop & Bucket

Is it weird that I like mopping now? This spin mop system wrings itself out like it’s auditioning for a job at Disney. Less splatter, more sparkle.

7. Fuller Brush Handy Maid Electric Scrubber

It’s like a power tool for cleaning. Use it on tile, tubs, sinks — anything that usually makes you question your life choices. My husband thought it was a drill. I didn’t correct him.

8. Lysol Click Gel Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaner

Click, stick, done. This little gel blob freshens your toilet every time you flush — so you can pretend your bathroom is always clean.

9. Microfiber Ceiling Fan Duster with Extension Pole

If you haven’t looked at your ceiling fan since the Obama administration, now’s the time. This bendy, washable duster makes it so easy, you might even dust twice. (Just kidding.)

10. Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner

Fill her with vinegar and water, microwave for 5 minutes, and your crusty microwave basically wipes itself clean. Bonus: she looks hilariously furious while she works.

11. Casabella Blinds Cleaner with Microfiber Sleeves

Blinds: the one chore I never wanted to do. This little claw makes it satisfying, fast, and oddly fun. Also, grossly satisfying.

You don’t have to be clean girl aesthetic to enjoy a clean house. These genius tools do the hard part so you can go back to pretending your toddler didn’t just dump goldfish behind the couch. Again.

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